The only thing this post has to do with St. Patrick's Day is that today is St. Patrick's Day.
It's already not been the best day--not terrible though, and mostly unrelated to my children. Until just a few minutes ago...
The only upside to this? It's dry erase marker, not permanent or even Crayola washable. I'm not sure how this got started or who is more responsible, but they are both guilty. Abby was holding an open marker when I found them, but I know Emma well enough to know she didn't just stand back and watch. Also, the marker on her face looks too intentional, almost like she was trying to put on makeup.
I shouldn't have been stupid enough to leave markers in the reach of a 22-month-old. But they were up in a drawer of a desk, so it's not like they were laying on the floor. She had to stand up in a chair to even reach the drawer. I didn't realize she could get in that drawer--now I know! Luckily, they only colored on themselves, a book (which wiped clean), and the dresser (which wiped mostly clean). As far as I've found, no clothing, carpet, or bedspreads were harmed. Not even the white walls, which would have been a fantastic place to draw with 8 different colors!
I should have known when they got quite to go check on them. It wasn't until Abby screamed about something that I went to investigate. I've definitely re-learned a lesson I already knew: Quite children=Mischievous children!!
Oh well. Happy St. Patty's Day anyway!
PS. I sent an email to Robby and our parents with these pictures attached. Here's my daddy's reply:
"OK, who do you think decorated Abby? Abby couldn't have done her left
hand, left side of her face and her left leg with the same hand. I doubt
she switched hands to do her left arm. Notice that her right side has very
few marks. I'm thinking Emma did 99.9% of the decorating on Abby with her
right hand, while facing Abby. Also, this conclusion supported by the fact
that Emma didn't tattle. Emma wouldn't tattle on herself, but would have
been overly anxious to tattle on Abby. Emma definitely did the dresser,
because Abby couldn't have reached up there."
I'm off to investigate the details of this case more closely.......
After further investigation, this is what I discovered:
The stool from Emma's bathroom was in front of the dresser, so that's how Abby was tall enough to color on it. I drilled Emma over and over about telling the truth. She fessed up about writing on her desk with a pencil but insisted that Abby wrote on the dresser. I have no choice but to believe her at this point, but she knows she's in hot water if I find out she lied.
Emma colored her own face and body.
She and Abby colored Abby's face.
Abby colored her own arm.
Emma colored Abby's leg. She wanted to make Abby "purple all over." You can see that especially on Abby's foot!